Sa felgama gume dvije
Two Tyres, with Rims
Javljam svima neka znaju,imam gume za prodaju.
Hear me, all, and let it be known:I've got tyres to sell, my own.
Dijagonalne gume dvije,165 x trinaest dimenzije.
Here are two cross-ply tyres, and thesemeasure 165 x thirteen, please.
Gaze kamen, blato, vodu,to su gume za LADU i ŠKODU.
Stone and mud and water, they won't mind:tyres for LADA, ŠKODA, just that kind.
Sa felgama i sa zrakom,za sto kuna dat ću svakom.
Rims and air included, too:a hundred kuna, sold to you.
Tko poželi gume moje,ja podatke dajem svoje.
Whoever wants these tyres of mine,here are my details, line by line.
Ivan Benak mi je ime,pjesnik koji piše rime.
Ivan Benak is my name,poet: rhyming is my game.
Ulica se pisat mora,Pejačević slavna Dora.
Then the street you must write down:Dora Pejačević, of renown.
Ako netko me potraži,moje kuće broj pet važi.
Should somebody come to seek me,number five is where you'll meet me.
Još dodajte mjesto moje,znajte slavno Valpovo je.
Add my town, you ought to know:it's the famous Valpovo.
Moj telefon stalno vrijedan:šest, pet, dva, osam, dva, jedan.
My phone, hard-working, never done:six, five, two, eight, two, one.
Valpovo, 07.09.2000.
Valpovo, September 7, 2000
Telefonski broj iz pjesme više nije u upotrebi.
The phone number in this poem is no longer in use.