Ivan Benak

pučki pjesnik · folk poet  ·  Sopje 1933. – Valpovo 2015.Sopje 1933 – Valpovo 2015

Humoristične pjesme

Protiv svoje volje

iz knjiga Odjeci srca (2001.) i Stihom kroz život (2010.)

Humorous poems

Against My Will

from the books Echoes of the Heart (2001) and Through Life in Verse (2010)

Kad sam bio u trbuhu majke,nikada mi nije bilo bolje.Mene ništa ni pitali nisu,rodiše me protiv moje volje.

When I was lying in my mother's womb,I never had it better there. Until,without so much as asking what I wished,they bore me into life against my will.

Hranili me po vlastitoj želji,bacali me i gore i dolje,igrali se kao mačka s mišem,opet kažem: protiv moje volje.

They fed me as and when it pleased them best,they bounced me up and down with all their skill,they played with me as cats play with a mouse:and once again, I say, against my will.

Kad sam stao na vlastite noge,mislio sam da će biti bolje.No, do škole opet svakog danatjerali me, protiv moje volje.

When I could stand at last on my own feet,I thought that things would now improve — until,to school again, and every single day,they chased me off, and all against my will.

Došla mladost i sa njome ljubav,pa zar može nešto biti bolje?Tek što krenuh bećarskim životom,ja u vojsku, protiv svoje volje.

Then youth arrived, and love along with it:could anything be better? What a thrill!I'd barely started on the bećar's life:the army called me up against my will.

Lijepu mladost armiji sam dao,vratili me kad se želo polje.Još se nisam naljubio cura,ožene me, i bez moje volje.

I gave my lovely youth to army life;they sent me home at harvest time; and stillI hadn't had my fill of courting girls:they married me, and that without my will.

Prši sniježak u noćima hladnim,žena grije od furune bolje.Ljubljah strasno u noćima dugim,došla djeca, i bez moje volje.

On chilly nights the snow would flurry down;a wife beats any stove against the chill.I loved with passion through the long, long nights:the children came, and that without my will.

Da bi kuća bila puna svega,mojoj djeci da bi bilo bolje,morao sam k'o magare vući,vjerujte mi - protiv svoje volje.

So that our house be full of everything,and that my children's lot be better still,just like a donkey I would pull and drag:believe me, friends, against my very will.

Često žena, pa i majka njena,jezicima bodu kao zolje.Ja bih rado podviknuo glasno,ali šutim, protiv svoje volje.

My wife, her mother too, will often stingme with their tongues, like wasps, so sharp and shrill;I'd gladly give a good loud shout at them,but hold my tongue, although against my will.

Godine su učinile svoje,kičma mi se savila na dolje.Od života osta uspomena,sve je prošla, protiv moje volje.

The years have done their work, as years must do;my spine is bent, and bends down lower still.Of life there's nothing left but memory:it all went by, and quite against my will.

I starost je polako već stigla,barem da je zdravlje malo bolje.Sada čekam na rajska blaženstva,vjerujte mi, protiv svoje volje.

Old age has slowly come to me as well;if only I were not so often ill!Now I await the blessed joys of heaven —believe me, friends, against my very will.

Valpovo, 15.12.1990.

Valpovo, December 15, 1990