Prodaja salonit ploča
Salonit Roof Sheets for Sale
Jučer skidoh ja ploče sa kuće,ugodne su fine, još su vruće.Sedam grba svaka ploča ima,razmak grba šesnaest je centima.Moram reći sada ovo svima,dimenziju ploča ovu ima:Jedan metar ploče su širine,a jedan i dvadeset dužine.Svaka zgrada takvu ploču prima,zato ploča gratis šaraf ima.Još ni jedna napuknuta nije,cijeli metar kvadratni pokrije.I još jedna sitnica tu važi,deset kuna za ploču se traži.A telefon ost'o je k'o prije,sve do sada mijenjao se nije.Javite se ljudi ovaj tjedan,na: šesto pedeset i dva,osamsto dvadeset jedan.
I took these sheets off my house yesterday;they're nice and fine — and still hot, by the way.Each sheet of them has seven ridges, andsixteen centimetres apart they stand.And now there's something all should understand:the size of every sheet I have on hand:one metre is the width of every sheet,one metre twenty is the length, complete.Such sheets will fit each building in the land,so every sheet comes with a free screw — grand!Not one of them has any crack in it;each covers one square metre, every bit.And one more little detail I should say:ten kuna for a sheet is what you pay.My telephone's the same as in the past;it hasn't changed till now, it's holding fast.Folks, ring me up this week, before it's done,on: six hundred fifty-two,eight hundred twenty-one.
Valpovo, 14. 08. 2010.
Valpovo, August 14, 2010
Telefonski broj iz pjesme više nije u upotrebi.
The phone number in this poem is no longer in use.