Ivan Benak

pučki pjesnik · folk poet  ·  Sopje 1933. – Valpovo 2015.Sopje 1933 – Valpovo 2015

Humoristične pjesme

Od čega se slatko spava

Humorous poems

What Makes You Sleep Sweetly

ŠKOLSKA NASTAVA

In the Classroom

Imat ćemo danas temu,to će biti radost prava:"Recite mi sada, djeco,od čega se slatko spava?"

Here's the topic for today —it will be a real delight:"Tell me now, my children, whatmakes you sleep so sweet at night?"

"Reći ću vam nastavnice,meni kad sam bio mali",kaže Stevo očalinko,"čaj su mi od maka dali."

"I can tell you, Miss," says Stevo,four-eyed Stevo, "as a ladI was given poppy tea:that's the stuff I always had."

Baš su sinoć o toj temi,raspravljale moje tete,pa su onda jasno rekle,da ne mogu bez tablete.

Just last night my aunties arguedthis same topic, and they said,very plainly, they can't sleepif they take no pill to bed.

"Od bibera, nastavnice,to vam mogu dokazati.Sinoć moji kad su legli,počeli su se maziti."

"It is pepper, that's the answer!I can prove it, Miss, to you:last night, when my folks lay down,they began to kiss and coo."

Onda reče tata mami,to morate sada znati:"Da ti, srce, zabiberim,pa ćeš slatko ti spavati."

Then my dad said to my mum(this is something you should hear):"Let me pepper you, my love,and you'll sleep so sweetly, dear."

Valpovo, 25. 09. 2004.

Valpovo, September 25, 2004

Translator's note. Poppy-seed tea was a folk remedy to put children to sleep. "Zabiberiti", to pepper something, is folk slang for making love.