Kupio bih prase
I'd Buy a Pig
Jedno prase kupio bih za se,otprilike sto pedeset kila.Ako može klanje i čupanje,ta usluga potrebna bi bila.
I'd like to buy a pig to call my own,some hundred fifty kilos, more or less;if someone does the slaughter and the scraping,I'd need that service, too, I must confess.
Neka bude mesnato, ne masno,bez TRIHINELE, to je valjda jasno,da sve sredim dok još nije kasno,da u zimi objedujem slasno.
Let it be meaty, not too fat, I pray,no TRICHINELLA, that I needn't say,so I can sort it all without delay,and dine on tasty fare each winter's day.
Kad bih takvu ja osobu znao,svoj brzoglas odmah bi mu dao.652 - osamsto dvadeset jedan,da taj poslić sredim ovaj tjedan.
If I should find someone to fill this need,I'd give him my phone number with all speed:652 - eight hundred twenty-one,so this week's little job gets quickly done.
Valpovo, 29.01. 2001.
Valpovo, January 29, 2001
Telefonski broj iz pjesme više nije u upotrebi.
The phone number in this poem is no longer in use.